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THE
PICTURES
&
THE BOOK
I was recently... uhhh...
"vacationing" from local authorities on the Eastern side of
the Atlantic Ocean, when it occurred to me that I had
absolutely no idea what I was doing.
Sure, anybody that knows me
knows that this is no new epiphany, but somehow it was
different this time... it was actually funny.
[~only to OTHER people,
of course.]
So I managed to Puddle Jump around Europe to
each of the following countries before running clean out of
money:
France
Germany
Czech Republic
England
Ireland &
Scotland
Of course, all good things must indeed
come to an end, and I had to eventually return to the United
States... where I did my best to continue to avoid local law
officials.
The good news was that luck would again
be on my side, and I would again be able to Puddle Jump
over the Atlantic. England Ireland and Germany I saw
again, but I also made it to three completely new countries
(well, new to me):
Spain
Sweden &
Poland
Please click on the pictures above to
direct you to the cities and countries that I was fleeing
from, to or through.
...and if those pictures aren't enough
for you, THE (first) BOOK highlighting my exploits through
those first six countries will be available to you very soon,
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(Look for the sequel
shortly thereafter.) |
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THE BIOGRAPHY
<Typically, this is the
section where the person who builds his own site goes on and on
about how great he is.>
<<This is also the
section that most people don't read, because we all know that this
is the section where the person who built his own site goes on and
on about how great he is.>>
<<<Far be it from me
to disappoint>>>
Eric Matthew
Wheeler (or "Wheelz" to those who
can't remember his name) was born (and more than likely conceived)
in the college party town of Chico,
California.
His spirit of
adventure and procrastination was instilled in him at a very
young age, probably while even in the womb... as evidenced by
the 11 months he spent there. (But
that's another story.)
Growing up in
the more boring town of Sacramento, Eric knew that he was
destined to go to another party town just as soon as he was
old enough (or
at least had the ID that made it look like he was old
enough).
He ultimately
selected the college party town of Santa Barbara, California
where he would spend the next 6 or 7 years. (He
can't remember exactly.)
Upon graduation,
Eric ventured forth unto this "Real World" he'd heard so much
about... but was ultimately disappointed when he found it.
Needless to say, it is highly overrated.
So, at the first
available opportunity, he high-tailed it over to Europe...
twice... and has spent his time since then writing the Great
European Novel. |
>>To this day, his whereabouts are still
unknown.<<
If you sight him, please feel free to contact
us and let us know.
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(This isn't the last known
photograph of him, but it is about the only one you will ever
find with him in a tuxedo.) |
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